Venue Details

2 Star Starred
The Purple Onion at Kells Irish Bar
near Columbus 530 Jackson St. San Francisco, CA 94133
415-730-2359
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The stage is downstairs.
Stand-Up Comedy at The Purple Onion info Apr 06 2013 star this tip starred

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474 events
403 reviews
69 stars
attended Jun 11 2013

Don't waste your time on this one! I got there right before 7pm, only to be told the show would start at 7:30. I told them I would grab a bite and wait. I was sitting near the entrance waiting for the host to tell me to come down...and he didn't...continued

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18 reviews
0 stars
attended Jan 18 2013

Good for a few laughs and the food was good. I had the cornbeef with potatoes and cabbage - quite satisfying.

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22 events
9 reviews
1 stars
attended Jan 25 2013

Very inexpensive, fun night. Good food too. recommend the baked brie.

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Website

http://www.purpleonionatkells.com

Description

May 30-31, 2014: Tom Smith
Tom Smith is a twelve-year veteran of the stage and has performed stand-up comedy in diverse venues across North America and Ireland, sharing the stage with such diverse acts as Jackie Kashian, Dean Edwards, Johnny Steele, Joe Klocek and Will Durst. His comedy is intelligent, challenging and accessible at the same time.

June 6-7, 2014: Yuri Kagan
Yuri Kagan is a nice Jewish boy, or at least that’s what it says on the JDate profile his mother created for him. He grew up in San Diego where he learned that while other people tan, he ignites. He moved to San Francisco to get a degree in bad habits and telling jokes. Yuri is a dry-humor, observational, dead-pan comedian who talks about growing up with an entire family from the Soviet Union without holding anything back. He performs all over the country on any stage that will let him. He has also received much acclaim for his blog. Look for his book Vodka and Limelight, due out in late 2014.

June 13-14, 2014: Red Scott
Growing up in San Jose, CA, Red Scott never saw things the same way as other kids; he thought he was cool. Born in the early 80s, he established himself as a trend-setter: fat, asthmatic, and socially inept years before Asperger’s was a syndrome or obesity an epidemic. On his way to finding the stage, Red had several diversions, ranging from working as a software developer to delivering for Pizza Hut in South Central Los Angeles. Red combines obscure and outdated references with the crazed insistence of a mental patient. His act encompasses everything from politics to absurdism to wordplay, all combined with deft crowd work. When not on stage, Red explores the myriad of ways an individual can be indoors and fully protected from the sun. His podcast discussing Game of Thrones, Boars, Gore, and Swords, has twice been featured on BoingBoing. He’s performed in SF Sketchfest 2011-2013 and is a regular at The San Francisco Punch Line, The San Jose Improv, Rooster T Feathers, as well as the usual dive bars and laundromats.

June 27-28, 2014: Sal Calanni
Long ago, on the enchanting Cleveland shores of sunny Lake Erie, Sal Calanni contented himself as a bio-med lab assistant cleaning various sizes of rabbit and rat feces. One morning, he work up feeling unfulfilled, so he decided to pack up his rusty, Chevy Cavalier hooptie, drive beyond the majestic farms of the Midwest and head for California. He had no job and no place to stay. His journey ended in San Francisco. And although the picturesque views of the Bay paled in comparison to the waterways of Cleveland, he made it his new home and ended up finding solace in stand-up comedy. Over the past few years, he has appeared all over the Bay Area, working at the Punch Line, Cobb’s and the Improv in San Jose. He was also the weekly host at the Sea Biscuit.

About the Ticket Supplier: San Francisco Comedy College

Since 1999, the San Francisco Comedy College (SFCC) has been offering the best group and one-on-one stand-up comedy training in the San Francisco Bay Area. Although their focus is stand-up, improv and comedy writing, people tell them that they are very much Second City in Chicago--without the pesky snow or delightful odor of Lake Michigan.