Third Annual Christmas Crap-Array, Holiday Cabaret from Lesbian/Gay Chorus of San Francisco
Eddy St Theatreplex - The EXIT Theatre, Between Taylor & Mason (156 Eddy St. San Francisco, CA 94102)
- Full Price:
- $20.00
- Our Price:
- $10.00*
* Additional fees apply.
All offers for Third Annual Christmas Crap-Array have expired.
The last date listed for Third Annual Christmas Crap-Array was Saturday December 19, 2009 / 8:00pm.
Currently at Eddy St Theatreplex - The EXIT Theatre:
You're Going to Bleed: An All-American Black Comedy
- Full Price:
- $20.00
- Our Price:
- $10.00
DIVAfest presents Melissa Fall's dark comedy, You're Going to Bleed, about two couples who learn about life, love and what it means to be American the hard way. Anne is trying to get her apathetic husband John in bed, while John is fantasizing about his teenage student Abigail. Meanwhile, Abigail is only fantasizing about having a bigger role in the story and getting her own monologue. Then there's Anne's sister Helen and her husband, whom Anne only married because of his good looks. This drop-dead funny and scathingly honest portrayal of the battle between the sexes is also a delightful skewering of the American theater canon. Before the end there will be a haunting, a glass unicorn will shatter, a dinner party will come to a violent end and -- spoiler alert -- someone is going to bleed. Learn More
1 Goldstar Member Review
Goldstar Member
Written on Dec 21 2009As always, LGCSF put on a great show. Very funny. Nice way to take a break from the holiday stress.
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Do you develop a twitch each year when "Jingle Bells" is playing in department stores the day after Thanksgiving? Are you dreading the cloying cheer and tacky, cheap gifts that get passed around in December like swine flu? Do you love Christmas but can't resist substituting filthy lyrics to old sacred songs? Then make "Christmas Crap-Array" your new holiday tradition!
For the past two years "Christmas Crap-Array" has sold out to delighted audiences. Now, the Lesbian/Gay Chorus of San Francisco, under the direction of Stephanie Lynne Smith, brings back "Crap-Array" for a third, fabulous round!
This twisted adult cabaret of clever and irreverent offerings will be held at the intimate EXIT Theatre. The cabaret showcases soloists and ensembles performing the kind of raunchy, hilarious songs and skits that have become the Chorus's signature. With their traditionally warped holiday sing-along, this fundraiser for LGCSF is sure to delight and offend!
The EXIT Café opens one hour before the show and sells beer, wine, pizza, wraps, and other food.
LGCSF events are sponsored in part by a grant from Grants for the Arts/San Francisco Hotel Tax Fund.
About the Ticket Supplier: The Lesbian / Gay Chorus of San Francisco
The Lesbian/Gay Chorus of San Francisco seeks to build and enrich our communities through the universal language of music.