Mark Anthony Newman

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Elf: The Musical

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Tuesday December 17, 2013 / 7:30pm
Elf: The Musical
1 ticket
Orchestra
2700 F Street, NW
Washington, DC 20566

How was your experience?

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Note to self: Any time there's a national tour coming to town, read reviews from other cities before plopping down $60+ on a Goldstar ticket...then again, those reviews are likely from nimrods in flyover states so their taste is questionable [You know I'm right!]. Elf: The Musical was not the worst thing I've ever seen but all in all I would've rather spent those two hours in the dentist's chair because at the end of it I would've at least at sparkly white teeth rather than sense of despair I felt when this claptrap's curtain fell. If you're into REAL theatre, this is NOT for you. On the plus side, I had a really great seat (3rd Row, Orchestra) so I could see this wretched slag heap up close & personal!