Lindsay Glazer – Peoria, IL, raised, criminal defense attorney, #AlphaBitch comedian. What? You need more? Good thing Lindsay Glazer is a defense attorney because she can rep herself after she kills the crowds with her own personal brand of badass stand-up comedy in the clubs of LA, NYC, Miami, and everywhere else there’s a mic and a stage. Still more? Fine. This #AlphaBitch comedian balances being a mother of two (she’s counting her husband, Jacob) with being a criminal defense attorney. That’s a lot of balancing, and she’s great at balancing!