Michael Masterson’s Event Journal

Sunday May 8, 2011 / 7:00pm (Preview)
Lavender Love
3 tickets
General Admission (Today Only)

How was your experience?

Clear I hated it I didn't like it It was OK I liked it I loved it!
"Mind-numbingly awful and inexcusably pretentious." That's a quote from one of our group who sat, stunned and amused, through this witless concoction of hammy acting, time travel, farting, earthquakes, beaded flapper dresses, tsunamis, laughable accents, murky sexual overtures and plot points that seemed more like random jabs with an acupuncture needle. And then the Big One hits and California becomes an island! Wow. That's a lot to pack into this mercifully brief hodge-podge. Two of the male leads are mostly naked in the first scene though, and both are quite attractive. You can leave right after that.

Help others enjoy a great night out

Drink heavily before seeing this. Then drink a lot more afterwards to try and forget.
Don't bother going.
Wear a blindfold and bring ear plugs.
An hour of your life you'll never get back.