Sunday November 16, 2008 / 7:15pmMedieval Times Dinner and Tournament
Adult - Assigned Seating
How was your experience?
Enjoy that ticket discount while it lasts. One misstep in the Knight Club, and *poof* your hard-saved cash is magically transformed into an oversized blue goblet that you have to lug around for the rest of the evening until you can get it home and hide it on top of the fridge. Not that this has happened to me or anything. My Guide to Medieval Happiness: 1. Go ahead and arrive there the full 90 minutes early. 2. As you enter, ask to sit in the Green section. 3. Kill 90 minutes (this may or may not involve getting knighted or acquiring a giant blue goblet). 4. Unless you're 100% carnivorous, order the vegetarian dinner (and be prepared to be fed last - but it's worth it). 5. Barter a piece of chicken from your friend or family member who didn't heed my review and is now suffering from hummus envy. By following these simple steps, you'll have a fantastic seat with an excellent view in an interesting section eating yummy food. If, on the other hand, you hate killing time, you'd gladly trade your view for quick bar/bathroom access and you enjoy knawing on oily chicken carcasses (statistically speaking the world must be full of you people because I'm related to at least ten of you), please pretend it is opposite day and my 5-step program will still lead you right!